Во всём виноват енот (Wakefield) (№ 315733)

Я поссорился с женой. Мы с ней играли на ревности друг Друга. Точнее я играл. А Она была сообщницей. После пятнадцати лет брака Ревность - надёжный Стимул. Будем откровенны, нам льстит ревность второй половины.
I had quarreled with my wife. We did this thing where we would play at jealousy. But anyway... Or I played at it and she was my accomplice. After fifteen years of marriage jealousy was the reliable stimulant. Let's be honest. When your spouse gets jealous, it's flattering.